Monday, November 08, 2004
What's the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need ... A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.
How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
He's breathing.
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
How are men and parking spaces alike?
The good ones are already taken, and the ones left are handicapped.
What is a man's idea of helping you with housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a bikini.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
How are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 60 seconds.
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
well..reasons why i detest men..
In my opinion..most of the above are true..no offence~
Took these from Andrea's blog..which she took from Keith (wonder whu?) Anyway, thanks Keith!
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