Monday, November 22, 2004
Are all guys so bloody egoistic?
It really baffles me. Their narcissism. The world does not revolve around jerkheads aka guys.
I am not as boy crazy as all of you imagine me to be. I haven’t liked anyone else since I-have-no-idea when. Even the one guy I like isn’t right here in Singapore. Why I like him? One huge factor is because he is not near me!
Commitment is one thing I cannot bear. So do you think I would like you? NO! The reason is obvious. Wait, unless you are an ignorant, egoistic, narcissistic little peewee. If that is the case, I surrender. No sense could get into that self revolving tiny brain of yours (I shall be nice and still call it a brain).
Maybe why guys have so much time to imagine their little fantasies is because their brains can’t process anything more complex. More complex and their pea brain goes KA-BOOM!
Well not all girls are boy crazy or at least would not be over the guys I know. So go wank yourself till you lose your second head as well.
Guys around me, if you think I like you, unless your name is Matthew Tan Peng Nian, go wank yourself because in my world, I don’t fall for guys inferior to me.
Feel flattered Matthew.
Aren’t I nice?
9:32 AM*
